the two old gentlemen continued to sit in
 silence, with the watch between them.
  
Showing how very fond of Oliver Twist, the merry
 old Jew and Miss Nancy were,
  
Ir it did not come strictly within the
 scope and bearing of my Jong-considered
 intentions and plans regarding this prose
 epic (for such Í mean it to be,) to leave
 the two old gentlemen sitting with the
 watch between them long after it grew
 too dark to see it, and both doubting Oli¬
 ver’s return, the one in triumph, and the
 other in sorrow, I might take occasion to
 entertain the reader with many wise re¬
 flections on the obvious impolicy of ever
 attempting to do good to our fellow-crea¬
 tures where there is no hope of earthly
 reward ; or rather on the strict policy of
 betraying some slight degree of charity
 or sympathy in one particularly unpromis¬
 ing case, and then abandoning such weak¬
 nesses for ever. [am aware that, in ad¬
 vising even this slight dereliction from
 the paths of prudence and worldliness, I
 lay myself open to the censure of many
 excellent and respectable persons, who
 have long walked therein! but [ venture
 to contend, nevertheless, that the advan¬
 tages of the proceeding are manifold and
 lasting. As thus: if the object selected
 should happen most unexpectedly to turn
 out well, and to thrive and amend upon
 the assistance you have afiorded him, he
 will, in pure gratitude and fulness of
 heart, laud your goodness to the skies;
 your character will be thus established,
  
most estimable person, who does a vast
 deal of good in secret, not one-twentieth
 part of which will ever see the light. If,
 on the contrary, his bad character become
 notorious, and his profligacy a by-word,
 you place yourself in the excellent posi¬
 tion of hasing attempted to bestow relief
 most disinterestedly ; of having become
 misanthropical in consequence of the
 treachery of its object; and of having
 made a rash and solemn vow, (which no
 ane regrets more than yourself,) never to
 nelp or relieve any man, woman, or child,
 again, lest you should be similarly de¬
 ceived. I know a great number of per¬
 sons in both situations at this moment, and
 1 can safely assert that they are the most
  
But, as Mr. Brownlow was not one of
 these: as he obstinately persevered in do¬
 in for its own sake, and the orati¬
 fete of heart it yielded him; fs?
 failure dispirited him, and no ingratitude
 in individual cases tempted him to wreak
 his vengeance on the whole human race, ©
 I shall not enter into any such digression
  
cient reason for this determination, I have
 a better, and, indeed, a wholly unanswer¬
 able one, already stated; which is, that it
 forms no part of my original intention se
 to do.
 
In the obscure parlour of a Jow public¬
 house, situate in the filthiest part of Little
 Saffron-Hill—a dark and gloomy den,
 where a flaring gas-light burnt all day in
 the winter-time, and where no ray of sun
 ever shone in the summer,—there sat,
 brooding over a little pewter measure and
 a small glass, strongly impregnated with
 the smell of liquor, a man in a velveteen
 coat, drab shorts, half-boots, and stockings,
 whom, even by that dim light, no expe¬
 rienced agent of police would have hesi¬
 tated for one instant to recognise as Mr.
 William Sikes. At his feet sat a white¬
 coated, red-eyed dog, who occupied him¬
 self alternately in winking at his master
 with both eyes at the same time, and in
 licking a large, fresh cut on one side of
 his mouth, which appeared to be the re¬
 sult of some recent conflict.
 
“Keep quiet, you warmint! keep
 quiet!” said Mr. Sikes, suddenly breaking
 silence. Whether his meditations were
 so intense as to be disturbed by the dog’s
 winking, or whether his feelings were so
 wrought upon by his reflections that they
 required all the relief derivable from
 kicking an unoffending animal to alla
 them, 1s matter for argument and consid¬
 eration. Whatever was the cause, the
 effect was a kick and a curse bestowed
 upon the dog simultaneously.
 
Dogs are not generally apt to revenge
 injuries inflicted upon them by their mas¬
 ters; but Mr. Sikes’s dog, having faults
 of temper in common with his owner, and
 a ae perhaps, at this moment, under
 a powerful sense of injury, made no more
 ado but at once fixed his teeth in one of
 the half-boots, and, having given it a good
 hearty shake, retired, growling, under a
 form: thereby just escaping the pewter
 measure which Mr. Sikes levelled at his
 head.
 
* You would, would you!” said Sikes,
 seizing the poker in one hand, and de¬